I'm not really sure which forums this goes in but here goes... I had and idea that everytime someone gets baked, they put up an idea for a really funny prank. My idea is someone should attempt to draw faces on all the eggs in the grocery store. I know its a horrible idea but bear with me here, I'm pretty baked.
i dont know man im sure it would take hours to draw the faces, someone would wonder what the heck you were doing plus you wouldnt get to see the effect of the prank, which is less funny in my opinion should just tie a long string around a few cartons of eggs, and when someone walks by pull them down and be like "dude wtf are you doing throwing eggs on the ground? im telling someone in the store about this shit your no good"
*thinks of something ridiculous* well.... this past summer me and a friend had bodyboards, the really big expensive ones. we went out into the median of a sort of busy highway (like a 2-4 cars in 10 minutes) right after we smoked a ton, and whenever a car was passing we would get into a fight with them. we had it planned out perfectly how the fight went. it was really windy that day too, made the fights interesting. then a car stopped. then the driver got a little scared. then the driver drove away.
we once took my paranoid as hell friend's phone and changed my number to be listed as his moms in his phone. then we smoked a lot of weed in the woods, and afterwords i texted him as his mom saying i found his stash and i knew he was smoking now, and that he had to come home instantly. his face literally dropped and turned completely pale and he just threw his bowl and everything on the ground and ran. hahaaha wow.
Dude, i have this friend who i call the one shot girl. i mean, the smalles intoxication and she gets fucking retarted. well, my friend had frozen snickers in his freezer, so i reached in, took out a handfull, and handed em to all my friends except for the one shot girl. she saw me do this. she must have forgot, because 2 minutes later, she goes, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU ALL GET SNICKERS?? I WANT ONE! so, being slightly stoned, i decided to fuck with her... "What are you talking about? you gave us all these snickers.." "What? Did I really?" "Yeah dude, you just pulled em out of your pocket, and they were all frozen, so i was like, what the fuck. you have refrigerated pockets!" "Oh my god, where did i get these pants? and when did i get snickers to fill my pockets with?" by now everyone is fucking cracking up laughing. and the best part of it is i got it all on tape.
I had someone do something kind of like that to me. It was basically my fault though because I set them up for it. My friend and I had smoked, and we were pretty baked, but we decided to go for a drive because we had to pick something up and get some gas. So we paused the music, and left to go do our stuff. Well when we came back we ended up sitting in the exact same places we were sitting in when we left and we pressed play and the music started up exactly where we left it. So I started laughing and said, "It's like we never even left." And my friend just looks at me really seriously and says, "Dude, we didn't go anywhere. You just passed out for a minute." So then I'm like no we didn't and eventually she gave up. But we had a good laugh because for a minute I almost believed her, and just thought I had one hell of a trip.
I do the most awful pranks when I'm stoned. I mostly just make up ridiculous lies that make people think "OH SHIT!' and then I tell them just kidding. But sometimes I go on with the lie for a couple minutes and it gets hilarious. Not lie, I should say story, lie sounds so bad. haha whatever. Ill just be like "yo, you got some whipped cream on your shoulder" and the person will be baked and will look down in surprise, and ill just start laughing.
My friends and I are too big of stoners to be fooled with pranks like that. Usually our smoking session resolves around deep discussions. Although occasionally, somebody will be taking a bong hit and 2 other people will be having a conversation thats really funny, and the guy taking the bong hit will hear smth and just laugh his ass off. This is an example of how it went one time. Friend: You know a Jamaican guy just made three world records in the Olympics? Me: Holy shit really? Friend: Yeah man, god damn, they can run fucking fast as hell. *friend then starts packing the bong* Me: Yeah dude its from all the muscles they built up naturally through running. Friend: You got that right man. They're flyyyying. They imagine lions chasing them so thats where their speed comes from *then he starts to take the bong hit* Me: shit man, by that logic...If I ever go into the Olympics, Im dropping acid. *At this point, my friend just straight out laughs into the bong (he didnt make a mess).* It was funny seeing my friend trying to laugh and cough at the same time haha. Golden.
