Touching cloth

When was the last time you were so desperate for a shit you were actually touching cloth before you reached the bog?
Was there much embarrassment involved ?

 

i cannot understand this at all.

 

:ack2:

 

touching cloth = the point at which a poo is touching your pants and threatening to leap out from its hidey hole

the bog = a place to have a poo

 

usually i shit long before i'm 'touching cloth'

we call that a turtle head around here. hahah

 

i dont recall touching cloth since early childood...

 

Carn't say i have, but i have been so desperate that I've just lifted my skirt pulled my thong aside and sat down to save time! Skirts make desperated shitting so much easier LOL

 

Coming back from the Kent custom bike show and I had a skinful of ale the night before.... Things were getting really desperate and I had to pull over and do an emergency exit from my leathers in a field beside the road.

I used to ride with an American serviceman who used to refer to touching cloth as "Prairy Dogging".

 

Yep! Because it's popping in and out of it's hole!