i am the best shopper to ever live.

today, sixty bucks:
peacoat
sweater
flowery tank top
yellow tank top
shampoo (2)
conditioner (2)
makeup brushes
soap
lotion
hand lotion
hand lotion in a small enough bottle for my purse.

i'm going to smell so good.

 

my sister got 260 dollars worth of shoes for 12 bucks......

she totally wins.

(she framed the receipt that said how much she saved at the bottom, it's a little bit sick, but, hey, if it brings her joy?)

 

OH MY GOD.

I need to meet your sister. I've never met anyone that good.
Hell, I couldn't even find awesomely on sale shoes today.

 

it's her mediocre power. (we all have at least one, for example, I can't smell pot)

 

Impressive.

The best deal I ever got was a $400-something dress for 40 bucks.

 

i would like to have one that impressive. sadly the only thing i can think of that i'm that good at is tetris.

 

seriously, the flowery tank top alone was supposed to be 40 bucks. But whazam super shopper bunny got it for $6.

 

I saved $36 on lingerie and then got 4 free pairs of undies.

I also bought a skirt that was $48 and I paid $1.93 for it.

 

Sorry, but I will kill you at Tetris. I am the Queen of Tetris.

 

That is a lovely deal. (is this underpants sale still happening/where is it? because i was too tired to fight people in victoria's secret today).

 

i really don't think you understand how good i am. i mean, i can go for hours.

 

I beat mario world, the old one, in fifteen minutes.....

and I've beaten super mario world in twelve and a half.....

I guess that's a mediocre power...

 

I really can't tell you how impressed by this i am. I've said it before, but I really mean it. PLEASE use this to pick up women.

 

I have pretty impressive (not world record class) speedruns on most games I've played....

 

La Vie En Rose. Everything is 2 for 1 in the entire store, plus they are having a 40% sale.

 

I haven't heard of this. I'll have to look it up.

 

Dammit. Why is Dave so hunky and desirable now to all the RT chicks? I totally called dibs on him months ago.

*le sigh*

 

Because he types around flaunting his mario muscles.

 

I am fairly impressed but I probably could have gotten all that for $20 by shopping secondhand. Its important to take into account international price differences and the fact that the stuff I buy would be of very low quality, unless I strike it really lucky at the op-shops.

 

honestly, i'm very vain in the way that I dress. I tend to think that I dress fairly well. I mix a lot of second hand stuff with a lot of really high quality stuff . And I think the result is pretty rad.