Women...

Because there's no way that I'm touching the wet pee you left underneath the seat.

 

Are you saying my aim sucks?!

 

my aim is perfect
no eyes, no hands

 

I can hit a dime from 10 feet.

 

I can hit 10 feet.

 

I can spell my name peeing in the snow. In Arabic.

 

what the hell, what women do you know who dont look before they sit? i think they are in the minority. it's not a gender thing, probably more of a hygiene thing...

 

Why I once stopped a train robbery with pee!

 

ive never known why women crack the shits when us men leave the seat up...seriously just move it down, or if your paranoid about germs use your foot

 

That's a badass guitar in your sig Moon. </offtopic>