tooth whitener

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  1. BunnySuit

    BunnySuit Senior Member

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    tastes like shit.
     
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  3. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    'cause it's some toxic muthafuckin' chemicals.
     
  4. BunnySuit

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    as long as my teeth are all the same color, i don't care what it's made of.
     
  5. Face Eater

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    Bunny. Mix several teaspoons of bicarb soda and salt in equal quantities. Brush your teeth using a little bit of the powder on a wet toothbrush at least twice a day and your teeth will become white as a mofo without slowly retarding your brain with dangerous chemicals. It can actually be a substitute for toothpaste.

    Its the only thing that has ever worked for me.
     
  6. I been brushing for a few years with Toms all natural toothpaste without fluoride, and my teeth are pearly white..

    Those chems are really nasty, especially those strips that you sleep with, how weird :ack2:
     
  7. BunnySuit

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    i think i shall try this.
     
  8. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    lots of shit tastes like shit but makes for higher sex appeal.

    fuck the taste and taste the fuck.
     
  9. stalk

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    do it. give up the chems. face eater is right. this works better than any of that expensive shit.
     
  10. BunnySuit

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    i'm soaked in chemicals. there's really no point in trying to salvage my body, i might at well try to spiff it up before i go.
     
  11. stalk

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    You can be spiffy without becoming so lost in alzeimers and tumors that you have no idea what's going on then you're gone...

    Personally, I want to be fully conscious until I depart...

    Look at all the old folks who weren't aware of all this stuff.
    They are...fucked.
     
  12. lode

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    I brush my teeth with pixy sticks.

    They're not pearly white. But I awake every morning feeling like seizing the fucking day.
     
  13. Face Eater

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    Thanks stalk, it really does work people. I have got my whole family doing it. They swear by the shit. Baking Soda is pretty much a more harmless version of the poisonous aluminium they put in tooth whiteners.
     
  14. stalk

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    And I use it for deodorant. (Baking soda)

    It works better than any of that other shit, I swear.

    I know, it sounds too easy, but..........try it yourself!

    I put a couple wipes of powder under my pits once every few days and I have absolutely no BO
     
  15. BunnySuit

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    i smell like teen spirit (fo serious. the shit smells like candy)
     
  16. stalk

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    I love the way people truly smell

    (if they are good people with good intentions)

    otherwise they smell like p00p
     
  17. Face Eater

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    If you come from Seattle do you generally use more Nirvana phrases than people from other cities?
     
  18. Face Eater

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    Same here. The human smell is so sexy, especially on a woman. Its such a shame people prefer to cover it up using toxic perfumes and colognes.
     
  19. neodude1212

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    hahaha.

    I wonder what I smell like.

    It's hard to smell yourself.
     
  20. stalk

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    everyone has a unique smell
    it's amazing
    just like their voice

    I hate all this perfume crap
    sorry girls
    but yuck
     
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