New Year's resolutions bitches

I say bitches cause odds are we won't follow through on 90% of them, but anyways what are they.




For me Camels I will miss you

 

i will miss camels too, and i will lose this fucking gut

 

weight and cigs... that's where its at.. though im focusing more on the weight thing than the cig thing.. i told myself by the time i was 30 i would quit cigs

 

Dunno... learn more music theory i suppose

 

uhhhh
smoke more
get fat
fuck chicks
work less
etc. etc.

but in all seriousness i'll probably just do the same thing i try doing everyday and that's to be the best human being i can be.

 

Resolve some personal issues with my mother.

 

I am not making one. There are things I would like to change. For instance, I need to force myself to get out more, and be more social. But I doubt my ability to follow through on such an initiative, and I'd rather make no promises to myself than empty ones.

 

To stumble across at least 20 deep revelations about reality and the universe while intensely baked.

 

Cockslap anyone who calls me a bitch.

 

I am going to stop drinking diet coke, and that will be fucking tough as it is basically the one thing I drink, and in large amounts. I drink at least 3-4 diet cokes a day, and many days I drink quite a bit more than that.

 

Damn idk

Ill improvise like usually...

But im probABLy going to do some crazy shit this year...

 

I resolve to never hit pails again

 

smoke more weed.
find a reliable dealer.
try some shrooms.
better grades. (want all a's, i have a&bs)
get mad atheltic.
be more social.
change clothes.
get a bunch of shit to decorate my room, now that the main things are finished, just need posters, etc.

 

fuck better grades, once you are done school you will realize that it was a waste of time stressing over grades, especially in earlier years like 7,8 which I am assuming you are in.

 

I plan to get outside more, and watch what I eat

 

He's right, most colleges don't even look at your ninth grade transcript. Party while you can.

 

1. continue smoking copious amounts of marijuana.
2. do nothing productive
3. stop stressing over stupid shit
4. do more psychedelics.

 

Experiment more with RC's
Find a reliable RC dealer
Become as vegan as possible

 

try e, shrooms, and acid before the next new year

 

same with nero, get all a's. i have a's and b's right now. i really want to get into university of british colombia