I was looking into hanging myself

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by CaptainLS, Dec 30, 2008.

  1. CaptainLS

    CaptainLS Banned

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    I was at the store and I was reading the weight limits on the ropes and i'd have to use a tow rope

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  2. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    lmao..
     
  3. CaptainLS

    CaptainLS Banned

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    thats why I like this place. I thought it was funny too but I told my ex and she got all weird and told me to go back to my doctor.
     
  4. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    yea, well. thats exes for you, right.
     
  5. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

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    My uncle hung himself off of a tree in the forest. He wasn't found for over a week. Brings back memories. hahaha
     
  6. stalk

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    lol

    I think about suicide all the time.

    TO BE OR NOT TO BE!
    THAT
    IS THE QUESTION!!!!!!

    Life is funny.
     
  7. Kinky Ramona

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    A tow rope, eh? How hard would it be to fashion one of those into a noose?
     
  8. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    chain, it's easier to clean
     
  9. CaptainLS

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    they have a ring on each end so I could just make a slipknot out of that
     
  10. CaptainLS

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    I actually plan to make as big a mess as possable. Im not sure but i hope exlax works after death cause im gonna down a few bottles right before
     
  11. Dragonfly

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    life is a struggle but the fruits are sweet... or some dumb shit like that!
     
  12. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    you dont even need ex lax
    but you might as well
     
  13. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    Dude if youre going to kill yourself go out with a bang, whats this pussy ass hanging stuff?? you arent in prison with nothing but bed sheets...
     
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Just remember it’s bad luck If you don’t use 13 knots in a hangmen’s noose [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  15. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    oil enema.
     
  16. Face Eater

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    Cotton ties are supposed to work wonders.
     
  17. lode

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    Love is a battlefield. :rolleyes:
     
  18. Cate8

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    overdose on sugar
     
  19. CaptainLS

    CaptainLS Banned

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    tried it and i think I have the diabeetus now.
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBqU8FOE0uk&feature=related

    I cant tell you what youre feeling inside
    I cant sell you what you dont want to buy
    Somethings missing and you got to
    Look back on your life
    You know something here just aint right

    What about love
    Dont you want someone to care about you
    :leaving:
     
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