I was looking into hanging myself

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by CaptainLS, Dec 30, 2008.

  1. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    so captain

    why do you want to leave Earth?

    just know, there is an entirely different level after this one

    so you might as well just go

    there's nothing here but pussy, anyway
     
  2. lode

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    He's wrong. Theres nothing after death. Pussy is amongst the greatest things you'll possibly ever attain.

    Also I figured out the meaning of life. No kidding. It happened to me two years ago. New years eve '07.
     
  3. stalk

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    I'm wright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Topher D.

    Topher D. Senior Member

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    care to share?
     
  5. Face Eater

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    Apparently its common for people to kill themselves in colder areas by lying naked in a snowy field in the dead of night.

    Imagine. Lying under a starry sky, your muscles slowly succumbing to paralysis, your skin to numbness. Feeling all of the subtle movements throughout your body, your breath, your thoughts, everything. Sheer, inescapable terror, and eventually a blissful, resigned peace that fades into nothing. The end.
     
  6. Fyrenza

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    i couldn't go for hanging, i'm afraid ~ too risky, imho.

    And, uh, yeah ~ don't worry about the exlax ~ just eat every pickled, hard-boiled egg you can get your hands on the day before, maybe throw in some apples and cabbage, and breath mints are a MUST!

    If you don't explode, overnight,

    the mess you'll leave when all of your muscles relax, and your bowels and bladder spill their contents,

    will be absolutely LEGENDARY!
     
  7. stalk

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    Oh Face,
    death is cold, so cold
    even under many blankets.
     
  8. lode

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    Mmm...

    Maybe I will tommorow.

    It's probably not the answer you'd like though. :biggrin:
     
  9. Cate8

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    me too. carwash. 13 years old.
     
  10. Topher D.

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    lol, i can handle it, im a big boy.
     
  11. Fyrenza

    Fyrenza Queen of the Ians

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    Yeppers, freezing to death is supposed to be one of the most peaceful ways to go!
     
  12. Face Eater

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    Dave is yet to know the meaning of life yet.
     
  13. lode

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    Maybe we should all get naked and find out.
     
  14. Face Eater

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    Is masturbation worth living for?
     
  15. Fyrenza

    Fyrenza Queen of the Ians

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    Let's see...

    it's currently 61°F / 16°C here,

    so it might take a while for me to freeze to death...
     
  16. zilla939

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    i would probably just drive my car off royal gorge.
     
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  18. FunHogg

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    No matter how you do it...it won't be soon enough.
     
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