I was looking into hanging myself

so captain

why do you want to leave Earth?

just know, there is an entirely different level after this one

so you might as well just go

there's nothing here but pussy, anyway

 

He's wrong. Theres nothing after death. Pussy is amongst the greatest things you'll possibly ever attain.

Also I figured out the meaning of life. No kidding. It happened to me two years ago. New years eve '07.

 

I'm wright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

care to share?

 

Apparently its common for people to kill themselves in colder areas by lying naked in a snowy field in the dead of night.

Imagine. Lying under a starry sky, your muscles slowly succumbing to paralysis, your skin to numbness. Feeling all of the subtle movements throughout your body, your breath, your thoughts, everything. Sheer, inescapable terror, and eventually a blissful, resigned peace that fades into nothing. The end.

 

i couldn't go for hanging, i'm afraid ~ too risky, imho.

And, uh, yeah ~ don't worry about the exlax ~ just eat every pickled, hard-boiled egg you can get your hands on the day before, maybe throw in some apples and cabbage, and breath mints are a MUST!

If you don't explode, overnight,

the mess you'll leave when all of your muscles relax, and your bowels and bladder spill their contents,

will be absolutely LEGENDARY!

 

Oh Face,
death is cold, so cold
even under many blankets.

 

Mmm...

Maybe I will tommorow.

It's probably not the answer you'd like though. :biggrin:

 

me too. carwash. 13 years old.

 

lol, i can handle it, im a big boy.

 

Yeppers, freezing to death is supposed to be one of the most peaceful ways to go!

 

Dave is yet to know the meaning of life yet.

 

Maybe we should all get naked and find out.

 

Is masturbation worth living for?

 

Let's see...

it's currently 61°F / 16°C here,

so it might take a while for me to freeze to death...

 

i would probably just drive my car off royal gorge.

 

Die!

 

No matter how you do it...it won't be soon enough.