I am wearing a pair of faded, torn tracksuit pants and a T-shirt.

The T-shirt says "It won't suck itself now, will it?" and has chocolate stains all over it. I haven't taken it off for three days, so it smells like my armpits. My armpits smell like cheese. I'm on my 8th beer and I am flatulent as fuck. I had a family serve of nachos for lunch. My ex-girlfriend forced me to wax my entire body. This was four years ago. As a result I am now covered with a semi-animal like fur. I have masturbated at least four times today over amateur teen porn and have major cheese dick, but I am still horny and if you want to, I will.

I want at least 10 pages of this thread dedicated to how you're going to seduce and fuck me.

 

sick portal I stumbled into

 

This guy knows how to get the ladies.

 

What kind of cheese? If you say CheeseWiz, you're going to throw me over the top.

 

Yes, and left out of the refrigerator for at least 2 weeks.

Who wants to vomit in my mouth?

 

*raises hand*

 

I have taken my shirt off. My stomach hangs obesely over my trousers. My belly button has a mild fungal infection. I literally have what appears to be B sized breasts. I kneel down and wait for frieden to force my head backwards by my unwashed hair and vomit onto my pale, disgusting face.

 

-nightmares

 

Will you stick your finger down my throat? It will help.

 

mickey mouse is epileptic

it all makes sense now.

 

Yes. My finger smells like my ass by the way.

 

^^^^^

You heard the man, off with the bottoms!

I was hoping so. After I vomit in your mouth, would it be acceptable for me to lick your bung-hole, ya know, to get the puke taste out of my mouth?

 

Ive always been disappointed in face-eaters post till now..

MOAR.

 

Iniquit
creative
cesspool

 

Yes, only if I can pee on you at the same time.

 

It made you moist too, eh?

 

horribly grotesque acne would have been a nice touch here.

 

Not a problem. Here's to hoping that your urine is full of bacteria! :cheers2:

 

I feel a bit moist. It's a mixture of perspiration and some other dewy, sticky extension of my lust.