we used to all hug potatoes until the snake bit our ballxax http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Children
Children are n00bs at RL. Like all n00bs, they are easy to pwn, and this brings epic lulz. 13 year old boys and 16 year old girls are children, which explains why pedophiles like them. It is funny to point out that someone is a child and therefore a n00b; however, you may be pwned by their reminding you that you used to be one also. This is like the no u meme: you cannot defend against it, unless you were grown in a tube and released at puberty.
This one is AWESOME, and very relevant to Hipforums: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Elitist_musical_bastards The Obscure Music Listener Quote: "OK Computer the best album of 1997? Maybe if you're a mainstream sell-out. The best album of 1997 was clearly The Conet Project." Lacking any ability to discern good music from bad music, the obscure music listener hides his weakness by searching out albums that approximately 5 other people in the world have heard and claiming that each album is THE BEST SHIT EVER. It doesn't matter if the album has any redeeming musical value; in fact, it could be nothing but recordings of people taking shits on their cats. The obscure music elitist will still claim it is the greatest album ever and destroys any album you listen to that sold more than 500 copies. The obscure music listener's strength lies in his ability to confound his opponents by bringing up albums no one has ever heard, thus making it impossible to prove him wrong unless you actually go and listen to them. Of course, the albums are often so mind-numbingly dull that you will never actually make it through them, allowing him to claim that you didn't give it a chance. If you are ever faced with an obscure music listener, simply ask him, "If it's so good, how come I've never heard of it?" This is guaranteed to troll every obscure music listener 100% of the time.
