My buddy pulled the most beautiful woman I've ever seen yesterday

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  1. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    I'm soo jealous. :D She was one of those 5' 11" blonde, viking affairs with perfect features and a voluptuous body. Jesis! How the fuck did he do that?

    I ended up playing the role of the prep guy 'cause he was being a dick to her at the bar, and I was comforting her. :mad:

    He must be crushing that right now thanks to my labor of love, while I got my dick in my hand. :cheers2:
     
  2. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Kill him.
     
  3. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    I want to marry a viking :(
     
  4. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    You have to take chances

    you have to try

    otherwise....

    what did you do?
     
  5. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    I talked to the New Hampshire redhead instead. And got a feel on the bangin' ass black girl.
     
  6. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I bet his dick fell off as soon as she dropped her panties.
     
  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Pretty much de rigueur for Hipforums regulars.
     
  8. does2

    does2 Member

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    With fire, or a harpoon.
    Do something stylish.
     
  9. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    I manage to pull hotties about once every 2-3 years. I'm talking goddamn smokin.

    The undeniable power of the accident.
     
  10. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Until you take her pants off and find her dick is bigger than yours.
     
  11. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    When THAT happens, I usually say something stupid like: "we're not that compatible" or "I'm not just looking for sex." :smilielol5:Thus, I'm saved from success.
     
  12. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Rat, you're sounding like a bitter jerk. Some people get pussy, get over it.

    Facey is hot. We're not---. :cheers2:
     
  13. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Hey, I'm not bitter.
     
  14. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    YOU DICK. How could you do such a thing?

    Maybe I don't have as many issues as I thought after all.

    It never lasts past the sex by the way.
     
  15. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    HONESTLY, she couldn't have been better than my hand...and Flower Tucci (or my fantasy hereof) :D.
     
  16. A-Bear's-Vagina

    A-Bear's-Vagina 2 Kings Chapter 2 23-24

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    I can't pick up chicks worth shit. I usually have to have known a girl for awhile before she has any interest in me.
     
  17. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I could never live like that.
     
  18. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Why would you want it to?

    I guess that's my problem (that attitude). Or maybe there is no problem...everybody is beautiful and a champion!
     
  19. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Flower Tucci looks like a skank, no offense. (maybe because she is...hahah.)
     
  20. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Like what? I need the opinion of a Viking 10. :D
     
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