My buddy pulled the most beautiful woman I've ever seen yesterday

I'm soo jealous. She was one of those 5' 11" blonde, viking affairs with perfect features and a voluptuous body. Jesis! How the fuck did he do that?

I ended up playing the role of the prep guy 'cause he was being a dick to her at the bar, and I was comforting her.

He must be crushing that right now thanks to my labor of love, while I got my dick in my hand. :cheers2:

 

Kill him.

 

I want to marry a viking

 

You have to take chances

you have to try

otherwise....

what did you do?

 

I talked to the New Hampshire redhead instead. And got a feel on the bangin' ass black girl.

 

I bet his dick fell off as soon as she dropped her panties.

 

Pretty much de rigueur for Hipforums regulars.

 

With fire, or a harpoon.
Do something stylish.

 

I manage to pull hotties about once every 2-3 years. I'm talking goddamn smokin.

The undeniable power of the accident.

 

Until you take her pants off and find her dick is bigger than yours.

 

When THAT happens, I usually say something stupid like: "we're not that compatible" or "I'm not just looking for sex." :smilielol5:Thus, I'm saved from success.

 

Rat, you're sounding like a bitter jerk. Some people get pussy, get over it.

Facey is hot. We're not---. :cheers2:

 

Hey, I'm not bitter.

 

YOU DICK. How could you do such a thing?

Maybe I don't have as many issues as I thought after all.

It never lasts past the sex by the way.

 

HONESTLY, she couldn't have been better than my hand...and Flower Tucci (or my fantasy hereof) .

 

I can't pick up chicks worth shit. I usually have to have known a girl for awhile before she has any interest in me.

 

I could never live like that.

 

Why would you want it to?

I guess that's my problem (that attitude). Or maybe there is no problem...everybody is beautiful and a champion!

 

Flower Tucci looks like a skank, no offense. (maybe because she is...hahah.)

 

Like what? I need the opinion of a Viking 10.