the best use for shoes

Discussion in 'Barefoot' started by jagerhans, Dec 15, 2008.

  1. jagerhans

    jagerhans Far out, man. Lifetime Supporter

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    even shoes can be useful sometimes, for instance where there are no more suitable projectiles available, like when an Iraqi newspaperist tosses them in G.W.Bush Jr's teeth, while hollering:
    (First Shoe)
    This is the gift from the Iraqis this is the farewell kiss, you dog!
    (Second Shoe)
    This is from the widows, the orphans and those killed in Iraq!


    first day at war for G.Bush
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    keep your head down!

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    under foe fire

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    second shoe run, watch out !

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    on your bare feet, soldier!
     
  2. seohsreven

    seohsreven Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    :smilielol5:

    Man, that's great, jagerhans! I should have thought of that!

    Ol' W hasn't forgotten to duck. Should serve him well during the inevitable historical indictments into his monumentally catastrophic regime.
     
  3. Alexandra

    Alexandra Member

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    I saw that! Too bad the guy missed.

    Though he'd probably be turned into a leaky piece of meat if he'd actually hit.
     
  4. xexon

    xexon Destroyer Of Worlds

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    Everybody should mail their stinkiest shoes to the Whitehouse.

    I suddenly feel the need to design a shoe catapult or a shoe cannon.


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  5. jagerhans

    jagerhans Far out, man. Lifetime Supporter

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    some year ago one guy threw his camera tripod in the neck of berlusconi, the loathsome emperor of my country, but that cat actually managed to hit the scumbag.:cheers2:
     
  6. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    this just says to me that shoes can be used as a weapon and need to be banned.
     
  7. seohsreven

    seohsreven Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    +1

    Airport shoe inspections certainly made barefooting in airports/on airplanes much easier!
     
  8. jagerhans

    jagerhans Far out, man. Lifetime Supporter

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    you make me recall when the fascist squadristi were forbidden to carry sticks in public streets so they resorted to long, old, seasoned salamis in order to beat people baffling police orders. this could prove that salamis are vicious items that can be used as weapons and should be banned, a suffrage for the vegan cause.
     
  9. txbarefooter

    txbarefooter Senior Member

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    I guess that's why he is called a "lame duck" president. ;)
    yeah, to bad the guy missed and didn't bean bush between the eyes.
     
  10. Barefoot Matthew

    Barefoot Matthew Member

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    Seconded! All in favor?

    Heh...if only it were that easy!

    Seriously though, maybe we can get the secret service to start making reporters and citizens take their shoes off before presidential appearances. Then, when President-Elect Obama is inagurated, the entire crowd might be barefoot! Imagine that, the entire "Mall" in Washington D.C. filled with throngs of barefoot citizens, ushering in a new era of required barefooting! Yes we can... well, we can dream. :p
     
  11. Barefoot Guy

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    At today's meeting of the New York MTA (Metropolitan Transportation Authority) they raised fares and tolls. One guy was so mad he swore at the Chairman and was about to remove his shoe to throw at him while saying "This one's for you" but was subdued and hauled off before he could take it off.

    I feel much safer (and more comfortable) around barefooters :)
     
  12. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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  13. seohsreven

    seohsreven Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    :rofl:

    That game should be a requirement in all US schools!
     
  14. Barefoot-boy

    Barefoot-boy Member

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    Love that game! too funny.
     
  15. Barefoot Guy

    Barefoot Guy Member

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    And now there are Bush Puppies! Yes, people can send Bush Puppies. Used shoes to be thrown at others. Capitalists!
     
  16. Crazy Horse

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    Hey man, mail me the specs if you have any success with that.
     
  17. flyboy270

    flyboy270 Member

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    Much better use for shoes indeed! Take them off, chuck them at the warmongering, gay bashing, environment trashing, hypocritical, frat boy prick!

    And never wear them again. Nice going away present. :)
     
  18. essenceofweez

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    [​IMG]

    :D
     

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