People are ugly when high

i think its just you... i have self respect.. respect that has been earned through many faults and failures

 

ive had my share of days where i had no self respect, but now im over all that and i have much self respect.

 

hehe with 36dd's i can only imagine what would make you lose your self respect

 

That's a very positive joke for women. Unless of course you have fake boobs. But let's be honest your not bright enough to get that joke.

 

ahh, you'd be suprised but shamelessly i'll admit that i can get almost anything i want with these thinnngs

 

i wanna go on extreme make over... i want a vagina under my armpit... hey there are you ticklish.. stop it Kobe!

 

Now that's extreme.

 

Except respect apparently....

 

I was going to say I respected myself and that I was only joking (I have a very self deprecatory sense of humor), but I had to pause because I'm not quite sure how much I respect myself. I'm a'ight, I suppose.

 

nope, MEN especially seem to not respect me. but ohhh welllll.

 

you know what men respect, women who don't split their infinitives

 

haha i love that episode cept its more like authoriti doesnt really have the y ending sound haha

 

i honestly dont know what that means, lol

 

it was a lame english joke, you should have said "not to respect" putting the not between the to and respect splits the infinitive, "to respect"

 

did Buzz Killington tell you that joke over a pint?

 

^that

Edit: Damn too slow lol

 

:rofl:

 

no actually i got halfway through explaining it to him and he left the room

 

And in case you didn't get that one...

It was a lame family guy joke referring to Buzz Killington, a man who's name is based on the term "Buzz-kill"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzz_Killington#Other_characters