I do not even like popcorn at all. I stop the microwave about half way through, open the bag up, throw out the popcorn, and eat the seeds. This process is tricky, because the seeds are only soft when they are really hot, so it must be done quickly. I usually end up burning my mouth horribly.
I've despised popcorn since... I forget what it was for, but some party where someone popped like 5 bags and it all ended up being thrown at each other because it sucked... plus I never really liked popcorn either.
Popcorn and beer, not bad then, just hell coming back up. ooh bad memories. couldn't remember why I quit eating popcorn. now I remember.
Popcorn is cool. But not when someone in my family or I make it. So we just buy it already made, lol.