A Modest Proposal

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by honeyhannah, Oct 21, 2004.

  1. honeyhannah

    honeyhannah herbuhslovuh

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    It seems there are a lot of ppl having not so great days, I propose we dedicate this thread to our aggression.

    I've been wanting to throw shit all day.

    Give an object and a target and a reason if you like.

    First thing I want to throw is this computer at the lab technicians for screwing up my disks and making it nearly impossible for me to turn in my two papers tomorrow, b/c I would have to rewrite them completely and I am too pissed and stressed to go through that again

    Next...
     
  2. northernlehigh97

    northernlehigh97 Senior Member

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    Would you believe I've never felt better, had less, or wanted more? Sorry I can't contribute anything negative.
     
  3. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    I was really pissed at my computer earlier and wanted to bash the screen in, then set it on fire, then throw it off of something tall... But it's all better now. :) :rolleyes:
     
  4. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    What's your secret? :rolleyes:

    I am glad to hear your having a good day. Whatever it is your doing, I hope it lasts for you.:)
     
  5. kppdlevel1

    kppdlevel1 Member

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    I want to throw this computer at our MIS department since it's running so FUCKING slow tonight. I mean come on, if I'm gonna be on here at work, go faster.
     
  6. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    haha...well, in the past two days, i have slept for 3 hours.


    i got to hang out with an old friend last night, all night.... it was awesome. we were all just hanging out in his van, jammin the night away.

    however, my friend's friend (that i just met last night), drank waaaay too much liquor and started freaking out on me for no reason. like stupid stuff like..."im taking all of matt's time and attention and he has a gf and i have a husband and he doesnt trust matt and i hanging out"... which is just INSANE.

    he throw a two litter soda bottle at my leg and hit me HARD!! told me he was gonna get some girl to kick my ass... (he was TRASHED!)

    well, i throw a couple ciggy butts in his drink cause i was tired of his shit.

    well, in the end though... i played the high road and "killed him with kindness".. bought him cigs. without him asking and drove him home (30 mins. away and wouldnt take his gas money). i think i put him into shock.

    i basically did it for matt though. cause matt didnt deserve that drama. (but yes, i cried in anger once last night).....

    also, the friend of matt's is bipolar and unstable....

    yeah....
     
  7. northernlehigh97

    northernlehigh97 Senior Member

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    No secret here! I have never had a bad day. I guess I'm just high on life.




     
  8. honeyhannah

    honeyhannah herbuhslovuh

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    Wow! That is amazing, I am happy for you.

    It's cool I have enough rage for all of us.

    I'd also like to throw a dozen eggs on my roomate to symbolize the several cookies she ate when I told her she could have one.

    I also want to throw my cell phone through my window.

    I want to throw a bike at someone's head but I won't say any names.

    I also want to pick up my cell phone and throw it at someone else whose name I won't say for thinking so highly of himself that he believes I called him without saying anything intentionally, and for thinking I was 'trying to pull' something...loser...

    Another thing I'd like to throw is a really big pillow at my mom for constantly saying things to annoy me or things that I don't need to hear.

    And a bunch of water balloons at my dad for too many reasons to specify.

    Whew!!! This feels good.
     
  9. northernlehigh97

    northernlehigh97 Senior Member

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    Wow you're one big ray of sunshine...hahaha Don't use any of your rage for me though.




     
  10. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    my own modest proposal:
    throw yourselves at my mercy and pledge allegiance to my cause or you shall be vanquished by the evil hordes that are ammasing around the hip forums.
     
  11. AreYouExperienced

    AreYouExperienced American Victim

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    The title of this thread made me think about that book about eating babies.
     
  12. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

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    fuck dont get me started on my problems.....
     
  13. honeyhannah

    honeyhannah herbuhslovuh

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    The weird thing is it really did make me feel 10x better to vent like that, I went back to my room and I was as happy as ever. No more rage for me!
     
  14. HippyCor$ter

    HippyCor$ter Ackamonkey

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    I wish computers had feelings so I could bitch at them and make them feel bad... and beat them. (when there not working right)
     
  15. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I want to beat my computer like a little bitch :D its 56k and that explains everything :D
     
  16. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    :p Might be fun if you could hurt your computers feelings, but imagine what might happen when it resents you and starts screwing up your shit? :rolleyes: Hehe I feel your pain, I'm stuck with dial up too... :(
     
  17. sobriquet

    sobriquet Member

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    I wish the database server I'm using would explode before my head does. Ssssssooooo ssssslllllllooooowwww. Argh!
     
  18. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha, and something happened to my damn old ass 80's style monitor..the screen shrunk or something..I think its about to die..Die already fucker :D
     
  19. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!

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  20. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    err I have a midterm tommorow and I just took the cellaphane off my text book yesterday and I haven't studied at all yet so I am either going to be up all night or up really early tommorow...sigh
    Also I had a lot of coffee so i could stay up and study and now I am really anxious and chewing mass amounts of nicotine gum which in turn is makiung my stomach hurt which is made me smoke a bowl a couple of hours ago and now I don't feel like studying
     

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