Jesus, the bible, Adam, Eve, angels, Moses and the burning bush etc.

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Just because I like the doors it does not mean that I am one of you.

 

Oh but you are.

 

I just don't really like the bible. It never made much sence to me.

I mean, God killed more people in it than Lucifer, but God is the good guy?
And Adam was married twice! But the book is against divorce?
And Adam divorced his first wife, Lilith, because she wanted to be on top in sex. Isn't that like saying "You just lay there and have a boner and I'll pleasure you."? Why would you divorce that?

Sure, he didn't agree with the whole she seeing it as they are equal to one another so she should be on top, but still. It's just sex. Either way, you are getting extreme pleasure.

Plus, The church outlawed just about everything except for missionary position. You couldn't give head, or eat someone out, or jack someone off, or finger someone, or anything. Hell ,you weren't even allowed sex if you weren't married and weren't trying for a baby. You weren't allowed pleasure at all. The church outlawed the dildo people.
The Church obviously wants everyone to be bitchy and trying to kill each other.

 

Angel of death!

March to the kingdom of the dead!

 

He didn't pull all that stuff out of his ass, though, there had to be some research and truth behind that.

 

About the killing, it depends who they were killing - was he killing the good guys or the bad guys? The old testament is famous for being full of death and rape but I didn't know Jesus ever killed. I've read near to none of the Old Testament so I wouldn't know.

The Bible is against divorce but it's also against sex before marriage, if you marry someone then you can get a divorce afterwards on the grounds that there's problems in the bedroom, they'll accept it because you wouldn't know until afterwards. And that was sex related. Also, it was a man ruled society, it may not matter as much now but back then women and men being equals would've been a controversial idea. One a lot of people wouldn't accept, it was probably just too much for him.

In the Bible sex is not about pleasure, it's not about having fun - it's about making babies. That's why mastibating is so bad, you're supposed to get your wife pregnant as much as fucking possible (pun not intended) and you can't do that by giving head etc. They just wanted more people to have more christian children.

 

During the days of the bible, the first dildoes were made out of stone and rocks chiseled into the shape of a penis. I bet that felt nice and smooth. haha

 

A quote from George Carlin -- " I't a good novel "
A question about a few things. it may piss alot of people off ---
why is their a copywrite date in the bible, that means that somebody changed it.
If a person was trying to read a stone tablet, got pissed and threw it down to break it- wouldn't somebody be nosey and see what was on it?
I ask that same questons to several bibal thumpers-- no answer, just have faith was the reply. I'm a realist and have to see to believe.. remember old santa, tooth fairy. go figure.

 

As a devout Carlinist, I feel obligated to post the exact quotes.

 

I thought that said Catholic first.

 

That'll be the day.

 

Had to be? Because nobody lies in documentaries?

It's fallacious. Jesus was not associated with a winter solstice birth till about 400 years after he 'lived'.

There is not etymological links between the words sun and son in hebrew, greek or roman. It's a really dumb argument.

Yahweh wasn't a sun god. He created the sun in the earliest Jewish texts. Interestingly this was a few days after he created light.

Look into it if you're really interested. But please come up with something more substantial than Zeitgeist.

I would say in my limited research that I don't think Jesus was a person, and was a collaboration of local myths. That documentary raises some of those issues, but it also bring up many lies, half truths, and like I said... that son of god thing... followed by a bunch of astrological rantings?

That's retarded. You don't do our cause (which is sewing the seeds of question) any favors by repeating lies spouted by pesudointellectual douchebags.

You're better than that crap Mojo.

 

I don't hate religions or religious people. But I do laugh at them behind their back...

 

Anyone who teaches there children to value death over life are ignorant and dangerous to society.

If you believe in a heaven after death your are the proud member of a death cult and have been fooled.

If you believe in a hell after death you are being manipulated to serve an agenda and have been fooled.

And if you believe in both you are a fool twice over.

 

Don't laugh at them when you can procastinate!!