A peacock's posterior A bright baboon's backside Are not seen as inferior They have nothing to hide The Throat of the tungara frog, Is not construed defective, If rumour is to be believed, it's really quite effective, These would-be strange deformities, All manage to render, Quite pleasantly pliable, Folks of the female gender, With this in mind, Please be so kind To realise why... I thought to give Spock ears a try