Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

has a hidden shrine to Britney Spears somewhere in his house

 

puts Gary Coleman faces on all her Chippendale calendar pics

 

has a nude David Hasselhoff calender

 

needs to use plastic sheets

 

still wears diapers to bed

 

Wears his cloth sheets only when burning a cross

 

is a chief in the KKK

 

Steals vegetables from old people and tries selling them back

 

can pronounce his name but cannot spell it. Mother still ties his shoelaces.

 

believes he's possessed by bernie mac

 

You, good sir, are responsible for my missing stash of bacon!

 

tells everyone she's a vegetarian

 

Has inside out nipples.

 

you only have hair on the sides of your head

 

He sleeps with his boots on

 

has her feet bound up like those weird Chinese old people

 

likes to give old ladys sponge baths at the nursing home

 

dances like Mary Catherine Gallagher

 

Runs a secret society for Canadians To Outlaw the Metric System.

 

is an undercover cop!