If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

gun misfired during firing squad duty

 

he'd choke on an eggroll

 

overdose on morphine

 

You're the short one.

 

Heart attack....^^^^Youre the tall one

 

Greater risk of heart attack.

 

everyone else in the room dies when that towel slips

 

He thought you looked apetizing.

 

oops........you moved

 

You were on his wish list.

 

..^^Good one



you.....made his day

 

Someone stole a tank and went on a high speed chase, and ran over your car when you were sleeping in it on the side of the road

 

someone in the next town shot a gun in the air and the bullet came down and entered your brain

 

by an angry brain surgeon who operated and couldn't find his.

 

tried to stop a suicide bomber by giving him a hug

 

killed when he was hit in the head with a hockey puck while watching a hockey game live

 

Fell over on the way home from the pub, landed chin first on the curb and bit half their tongue off and bled to death walking 30 miles to the nearest hospital

 

trampled by SHEEP

 

over constipated

 

drowned when the Titanic II sank while on his way to kick my ass for making sheep jokes