New Years Resolution - confessions , amnesty , whatever.

I dont think this thread was done while I was away..

So , what was /is your New Years Resolution?
Do u stick to em?

Mine is to be "more balanced".
ie balance work , hobbies , fun and be efficient with things.
But who knows...
Oh and I usually keep to my N Yr Resolutions.

 

Mine is to have sex.

 

Im holding an auction for my virginity.

 

I could never pay money for something like that.

While I'm clearing my office , how about barter instead?

Lets see , I have a plastic carrier bag with a small hole in it.
Or 5 bic biro pens that have dried up.
Deal?

Fair deal?

 

You're one of them?

*backs away slowly*

 

really?

 

I am.....

 

Go to the bar and get yourself a cougar:cheers2:

 

So what are u auctioning your virginity for Dave?

Will u dress up like Cate8 for the same price?

 

baahaha Ill help. I love drag.

 

Ok Cate, if u dress up as Davetechie , I'll throw in 4 dead duracell batteries!
Infact one of em still works alittle bit...

 

lol! sure. Now Ill need a moustache and beard

 

ok as long as there arent crumbs in the bristles...

 

I'll only dress up like cate for a bid over 15 million dollars

I am sorry, those are the rules.

 

Nah , I'll thrown in half of page 7 of the instructions to Commodore Amiga.Slightly fire damaged.

Otherwise its down to which one of you both will throw in the most kinky stuff.
Which I think Cate might win...

 

:toetap05: You dont like how I dress?

 

Of course not. But is it true? I am just surprised.

 

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Dave told me he'd look good in your skirts , but wasnt sure about getting into your pants.

I think..

( scratches head)

 

haha. thats what my sarcastic smiley was for Its totally not true...

 

Good. If I am ever traveling with you and David I don't want to be the only slut.