i'm really gross

i would like to maintain the friendship our families have established, and keep making money from this.

 

"Oh, you're a vegetarian? There's 7 cans of wax beans in the kitchen, you can eat that while we're in the Bahamas."

Toothbrushes would have been in my butt before their car left the driveway.

 

They're in Hawaii, actually.

 

Hawaii??? OMG. I'd have done unspeakable things that we shall not discuss here where it can be used against me in a court of law.

 

I dont know what you're talking about but I would have jerked it into a spray bottle for a week and then put a little hot water in it then sprayed everything

 

You just sound like enjoying everything comfy.
As long as you feel good, that's all that matters.

 

For a fat guy, you sure are a lightweight.