Advice for Stupid People

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by PriceCheck, Nov 28, 2007.

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  1. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont try to use the doggie door
     
  2. countrygirl

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    don't fry chicken in the nude
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    do not stare at the sun
     
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    Don't bring a gun to an airport.
     
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    Don't throw the pin, throw the hand grenade.
     
  6. Bull Emia

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    Don't ridicule Yoopers in the upper peninsula of Michigan.
     
  7. countrygirl

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    Don't ice skate on thin ice
     
  8. FlyTrap

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    dont lick the inside of your freezer
     
  9. countrygirl

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    don't jump from a moving train
     
  10. broony

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    dont stand in front of a train
     
  11. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    don't get into an elevator if it's out of order
     
  12. Bull Emia

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    don't gargle lye
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont start singing YMCA at a hells angels bar
     
  14. broony

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    dont the blue pill
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont stick a needle in your eye
     
  16. broony

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    dont drink brown facet water
     
  17. countrygirl

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    don't take a bath in the sink at burger king
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont wash yourself with gasoline
     
  19. Bull Emia

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    always throw a hand grenade after pulling the pin
     
  20. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont wear one shoe and one boot
     
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