*Ban The Last Poster*

banned for still riding a bike with training wheels on it

 

banned for staring at rocks

 

banned for walking around outside with nothing on but a smile

 

banned for having a green thumb and red nose.

 

banned for starting a GILF website

 

banned for making me think of Sarah Palin

 

banned for stealing a grandmas cookie jar

 

banned for embedding roofing nails into the pavement in front of your family owned tire store

 

banned for blowing up the white house

 

banned for sending envelopes of flour to all your relatives and making them think it was anthrax

 

banned for taking a rowboat across the atlantic

 

banned for itching yourself in church

 

Banned for raping the squirrel in orison's sig.

 

banned for trying to use the word "nigga" while playing a game of scrabble with your grandma

 

banned for playing while taking a dump

 

banned for sucking bones down the graveyard naked

 

banned for pulling the ears of his corgi

 

banned for bringing your stuffed Smurf to the antiques roadshow

 

banned for supporting scientology

 

banned for honking your car horn everytime you see a reporter trying to tape an event for the news