Piss tests?

How do you cheat them? I hear alot of sweating such as long hot showers and drinking alot of water, any other ways? I'm 16, recently busted, probally wont get juvi but will definatly have probation with piss tests. I've been an everyday-ish smoker for about a year now, been smoking for about 3 years I'd say, it sucks already. The sad thing is the friends I hang out with, all we'd do on the weekeneds is come over here or go somewhere and smoke weed, it was just like smoking a cig to me and some of my fondest memories happened when smoking so you can probally understand why I'd hate to just go cold turkey and stop smoking. I've read on this forum from a few places that it is easy as fuck to cheat a piss test, well I'm 16 and can't buy an special pills or anything, pretty much limited to things around the house like food and different types of drinks. I know being on probation I'll slow way down but I'd still like to do it on the weekeneds.

 

Or just learn your lesson and quit for a while... From what you`ve said maybe it will be a good thing for you

 

^^^ ya or just find some dude u kno that doesnt smoke and get them piss for u in sometin tape it to ur leg whenever u take ur test untape it use there piss and pass not to difficult

 

Drinking clean piss makes you piss clean.

 

get somebody to piss in a condom, tie the condom under yo ball sack, and ur good to go

 

And what lesson would that be? Why do I have to abide by foolish rules such as the ones I'm being persecuted for? This is my life journey, why take that from me? If it's a mistake I'm sure eventually I will learn my wrong but to this point I find no wrong in stimulating nerves with an herbal plant.


Btw, thanks for the advice, I think I'll do that, just have to find someone with clean piss that I know haha.

 

agreed.

you're 16 dude. while i have no right to tell you how to live your life, going to such great lengths and risks to continue its use implies you may want to rethink your approach to weed. take some time off, clean up your record, and when life is going smoothly again then start toking. life is long; there is no need to spend every weekend smoking weed with your friends at this age. there will be plenty of convenient time later in life to smoke all the herb you can stand in a responsible way. not disrespecting, just giving my opinion.

 

Im about to be on probation as well so ive found other things/drugs to do in the mean time. I just don't think its worth the chance that you could get caught and end up in even deeper trouble.

 

^this is how you do it.

 

I understand this, I (most of the time lolz) use teh herb responsibly, maybe not always with friends but when i'm alone I always use it responsibly. I also understand in a way I should slow my roll a little, my brain is still developing and I'm sure weed has an adverse effect on a growing brain. Is the bud, memories and good times worth the consequences though? Every damn bit it is worth it! My mom wont let me go around any of my current friends so I hung out with one of my friends from way back and realised how boring he was man, a preppy kinda kid now and thinks he is better than everyone who uses a drug or something different than him. When you aint smokin, man you sure do notice alot of things you never notice while in your sweet europhoric high. ha.

 

Start drinkin more and doin more acid. That's what I've been doing anyways...

 

If you have clean piss then why drink it?

 

Yeah I'm sure I'll drink more, never really drink but have such easy access to it that I might as well.

 

Why waste it?

 

Noticing things is good. Try not smoking until you have noticed a whole bunch of these things and then you can trade those in for something that is called a 'clue'

 

I see wat you mean, lol.

 

Hey does that bear is cool...

 

That makes two cool bears in this thread.

 

your not wasting it, What do you think you use to take a drug test with?piss in a cup