Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

1. Usually by force.

Is global warming real?

 

its not warm here

what makes you happy?

 

I havent found it yet


when will I die?

 

when you eat the next chunk of cheese

when will i start to lose my vison?

 

Stare at the sun for a few minutes then I'll tell you.

Who would win in a Charles Bronson, Clint Eastwood face off?

 

Eastwood.....since hes still alive


why do trees have leaves?

 

to make the world abit heavier

why did i get sacked from my last job?

 

for assaulting the SHEEP


why doesnt the Queen leave Charles in charge?

 

because he is good in bed

do plants talk to each other?

 

Only if they have somthing to say.

Do plants scream when vegetarians rip them from the ground?

 

i know i would

are vegetarians crazy for not eating a steak?

 

They are missing out on somthing though.

When did the War of 1812 take p[lace?

 

over there

why can't dog talk?

 

because they dont eat enough tree bark

why does the sun show up every single day?

 

because it has nothing else to do

why does winter give me the blues?

 

because the snow filters out the other colours

why is there so many commercials on?

 

to get people to buy thing they don't need

why can't I find waldo?

 

because hes on vacation


when will the robots take over the world?

 

when pigs fly....oh wait they have helicopters now

 

question??????? WTF

why are people so dumb?