Bitch Please

http://health.msn.com/health-topics/quit-smoking/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100230394&gt1=31020

 

Don't smoke cigs. Never have.

 

I think youve got a point there, Ivy.

 

Amen

 

Smoke pot instead.

 

I prefer big fat crack rocks, meself.

 

I figure I'm going to die anyway. if I can't help but to smoke an occasional cigarette, so be it.

I've tried to quit, a lot. I really have.

 

Maybe someday you'll make it. Just don't die anytime soon, I'm getting to where I really like you.

 

yum.

*goes out for a cig*

 

At least you are going outside...
mm I wanna go outside for a black&mild

 

man, im having so much problems with my quiting smoking. ive been using the patch a bit, and i decided to do what gwyneth paltrow did to quit, rule is to not smoke more than you did yesterday. keep reducing, then to one, then to none. thats what im trying. anyone else have suggestions that has helped, please do tell. ive smoked since i was 16... geeeeez.