rub one off in the movie theatre

Anyone ever whack off in the movies?

You know, when no ones in the theatre, or close to no one, and just whip it out and rub one off..you know, clean the pipes..then shoot it on the seat in front and let it drip down on the seat onto the floor??

It's definately pretty common, there's usually crusty white stuff all over the back of the seats and on the floors.. Next time you go to the movies bring a black light so you can see it.

 

For some reason, I always picture Raving_Sultan as posting something like this...but anyway from now on, I will never go into a movie theater without a black light. I think I would have been better off not knowing.

 

no i never have and would ask that you keep your activities to the back rows so that use middle and front rowers can enjoy the movie without having to worry about sittin in spunk.

 

I use to work at a movie theatre and we once did the black light test. Quite nasty is all i have to say. We also caught some people once having sex.

 

consider yerself lucky ya don't live where i do, cause if ya did, i'd beat the shit outta you.

 

I rubbed one off in a cubicle at the library when I was in jr. high.

 

once I went to a movie with my friend and this guy she liked..halfway through the movie I notice her move her coat over her lap..with his hand under the coat..awkward...I was grossed out but didnt want to make it obvious I knew what was hapenning by moving to another seat

 

thats fun at a friends house but not in the movie theatre.

 

Ah come on, what's the big deal? Everyone does it!

 

I've gotten head and gone down n a chic in a theatre before, but I was young and stupid, and drunk.

 

I dont think id do anything quite as risque in a theater..but I would definetly be up for a makeout session...I like PDA..probobly cuz I never get any..or any A at all forthat matter lol

 

pda?

 

public display of affection

 

I've made out with a girl in the movies. that's why you take girls to go see chic flicks. and i dont know why someone said this thread was my idea, what do i look like pee wee herman?

 

My bf have gotten kinda freaky in the movies lol but always in the back row, and we've never actually had sex in the movies, that's too much... besides, I'm pretty loud, and people would notice

 

did in french class in 8th grade, but thats the most adventurseom ive done
though i once had sex in a churchyard

 

man, your sick. if i saw you whackin it in a movie i'd stand up and shine a fucking flashlight on you &
"LOOK EVERYONE! HE'S BEATIN HIS SHIT!"

i've been beaten off in a movie but it was different. i dont bust on the fuckin seat in front of me. thats fucking nasty.