I am a stoner

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by does2, Jan 6, 2009.

  1. does2

    does2 Member

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    I like to smoke the chronic when my parents aren't around. Or when my little brother is at ym grandma's. :eek:

    You can always catch me with Visine and Axe spray (which I like to huff).
    I always get Purple Haze!

    The problem with all of this is: I like Sublime. Anyway, the real problem is this, how can I avoid becoming a drug addict?
     
  2. st. stephen

    st. stephen Senior Member

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    theirz no escape...once the devils grass has got ya it nvr lets go
     
  3. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    Lol i love these threads
     
  4. KingGeorgeIII

    KingGeorgeIII Member

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    cannabis is a gateway drug, and I don't mean that in a bad way.
     
  5. Keepblazin420

    Keepblazin420 Member

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    ^^ lol i think hes taking these threads seriously
     
  6. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    The only thing you really can do is commit seppuku RIGHT NOW

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  7. KingGeorgeIII

    KingGeorgeIII Member

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    lol just keep blazin...
     
  8. Katie89

    Katie89 Senior Member

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    I'm a stoner too. No worries
     
  9. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    speaking of huffing axe, when i was in 5th grade axe was a huge fad, like all the boys had it. so when i tried to take a can of axe spray to a party my mom wouldn't let me because she thought we were going to try to huff it, haha
     
  10. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    axe is disgusting.

    it smells like dog piss
     
  11. Xue Sheng

    Xue Sheng Member

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    Me and my teacher blaze all day long in the zendo. :cool:
     
  12. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    i heard that once you exhale the pot, you'll alreayd have a needle in your arm.

    pot'd
     
  13. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    "An unrelated side effect of marijuana is that after being introduced to marijuana, the user may graduate on to 'harder' drugs and high-risk behaviors. Casually smoking a joint almost inevitably leads to addition. But soon the marijuana user needs something more to get high, leading them to engage in cocaine snorting, heroin injection, or street mime. From there, it is only a matter of time before the addict seizes upon kitten huffing as a means of satisfying their cravings. Unfortunately, once someone has spiraled downward into the depths of feline dependency, there is almost no way back."
     
  14. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    who cares about being a stoner when you can be a junkie!!!
     
  15. st. stephen

    st. stephen Senior Member

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    ^"Drug addiction is a popular sport which originated in America and has since grown into an international frenzy. It is considered by many to be America's real past time, as opposed to baseball.

    The game usually takes place in a stadium which is often referred to as the "ghetto" (other possible stadiums: Darryl Strawberry's basement, Rush Limbaugh's bathroom, the Superdome). The game starts with the Addict and Pusherman on the playing field, trying to avoid being "arrested" by the cops (one of which may be undercover). From here, the game can take many different directions. One option is for the Addict and Pusherman to barricade themselves in their mother's house and subsequently die from gunshot wounds by the police after an intense shoot-out, thus ending the game. The more common option is that the two are arrested after being victims of police brutality and/or sodomy.
    From here, two new players are called onto the field: the District Attorney and the Defense Attorney. After a long part of the game which is known as a "trial", the attorneys are substituted by the Rehab Counselor. From here, the Addict and Pusherman are released after a brief intervention with the Rehab Counselor. Then, the game starts all over again. During the second round, the attorneys are replaced by Bubba and Allah; the Addict and Pusherman are incarcerated. DMX is on the field the entire duration of the game. "
     
  16. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

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    alcohol and tobacco are the first gateway drugs more readily accecible and more commonly seen as friendly, the way that good old uncle sam intended, lets get everyone so scared over drug tests that they all say fuck it and drink beer and smoke cigs so that way we make more money from the taxes on cigs and booze. great logic, and it does work because i know more folks who will quit smokeing herb just to stay employed than any other reason. which fucking sux nuts because herb is way less harmful than alcohol, atleast when i smoke herb i can remember what happened that same day.
     
  17. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    "and he sees the children smoking pot. he knows that in a moment they'll be shooting up heroin."

    -ben folds in "uncle walter"
     
  18. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    agreed. Its called Lynx here... you can tell an idiot when you small it, usually sprayed on clothes lol...
     
  19. does2

    does2 Member

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    You are my idol.
    Do you has a car, my idol always had a cool car....?
     
  20. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    lol dude, same here kids used to try and huff it through hockey socks lol
     

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