Because I’m the only person in my neighborhood with a copy of the holy grail of black cinema https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlO4WdeX1Mc Hotwater
I spent my day voulenteering, I spent my afternoon flirting with my beautiful neighbor, and I spent the night completely understanding and revising the narrative structure in a movie which will be so hilarious and iconoclastic it will change peoples lives. I have no need to compete in this contest.