i was at the gym, and i felt like my stomach was going to bust open but i just had to fart and all was good
Pretty much. I came back from a walk downtown, and showered. I made organic meatballs and spaghetti with my own sauce. I had delicious romaine, cucumber and broccoli salad and some chocolate for desert and a fresh organic kaiser bun. I e-mailed this gay History prof at Laurier who studied 19th century worker's movements in Paris about my project on canut revolts, artisans and the emergence of industrial and syndicalist movements in Lyon. I just cracked open my Doors & Beatles collections. The snow is blowing. I feel like belting out some unforgiving force and clearing my lungs.
Kid riding a bike when an cop on a horse stops him, cop asked the kid "did santa give ya that bike" the kid replies "why yes" cop then said "next time tell him to put lights on it" and gives the kid a ticket. The kid looks at the cop and asks "did santa give you that horse" the cop laughing says "yes he did" the kid replies "well tell him next time the dick is supposed to be on the bottom not ridding on top"
another Husband is helping his wife pick a password and he types in "PENIS" as the password, hits enter and his wife laughs so hard she falls off her chair. Response from computer was "ERROR Not long enough"