How about living our perfect lives?

There are some pretty good cooks here. At least they sound like it, I wouldnt mind eating their food.

I think Im gonna have some ice cream

 

that's not true, albeit i'm sure some of it is
but also there's lots of hawt spicey foods as well

 

No harm in trying, why don't you give it all you got? If you can take about an hour on the tower of power, that is.

 

tower of power only has like one good song though... i don't know if i could take an hour unless i was on drugs....

 

I see you're not a Frank Zappa fanatic like myself. There's a line in one of his songs that goes, "I can take about an hour on the tower of power as long as I gets a little golden shower." I didn't know that Tower of Power was a band.

 

And what would that be, pray tell?

 

tits. my tits. they are golden and leak the milk of the gods.

 

Now you're sprechen my language, how do you want to seal the deal?

 

just do another video where you talk about how we're all infinite and divine and masturbate the whole time

 

I don't believe they allow such a thing on the internet. Thanks for watching, by the way. Which videos did you like the most? I think most of them are pretty stupid, myself.

 

dunno, it's been a while. you say some worthwhile stuff, much of which i can dig on. i'm sure you're a pretty cool guy in person, but the pretentiousness turned a lot of people off to it. we all know we're the messiah deep down, so when someone else comes right out with it, it pisses people off. but whatever. i would totally smoke a bowl with you sometime. now show me your penis.

 

I am nowhere near as pretentious as I seem in some of the videos or online in person, I'm actually very quiet and reserved. I'm just trying to reach people. As far as my penis is concerned, I'm considering sending it to you in a PM, but I think you still have some convincing to do. You're close, dear, now get on with it.

 

if me and zilla make out is that convincing enough?

 

As long as it's in person and I get to join in, yes.

 

you better not send your penis to her before you send it to me

 

he should just send it to both of us at the very same time
come on mike, be a doll

 

plz we need masturbation fodder... i'm tired of staring at jesses nipples the whole time, i need variation..

 

You got it, what's your fax number? Also, do you know how to clean up flesh and blood from a paper tray? My machine seems to be jammed at the moment.

 

oh honey you're doing it wrong...

 

i guess it's not predestined for me to seduce lizardkingmike