So you wake up with a penis on each hand instead of a thumb...

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  1. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    join the penis puppetiers from Austrailia and become famous...:)
     
    farmout, Sep 3, 2008
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  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    move next door to Monica Lewinsky
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Sep 3, 2008
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  5. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    star in a porno flick....:)
     
    farmout, Sep 3, 2008
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  7. SpacemanSpiff

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    circumsize them:eek::eek:
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Sep 3, 2008
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  9. DerrtyJake

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    stare at them
     
    DerrtyJake, Sep 22, 2008
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  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    get a job testing condoms
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Sep 22, 2008
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  13. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    ask someone if they would consider a three way....:-0
     
    farmout, Sep 26, 2008
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  15. Burnt

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    Now if you were to get aroused while shaking a womans hand would that be considered sexual harassment.
     
    Burnt, Sep 26, 2008
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  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Id be twiddling my thumbs all day
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Sep 26, 2008
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  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    scratch my ass alot
     
    crummyrummy, Sep 28, 2008
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  21. Dallas14

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    i'd challenge people to thumb wars and see how many accept.
     
    Dallas14, Sep 28, 2008
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  23. Ms.May

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    I'd see how far I could shove them into my ears...
     
    Ms.May, Jan 8, 2009
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  25. countrygirl

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    I guess I wouldn't need a man
     
    countrygirl, Jan 8, 2009
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  27. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I would cover them with penutbutter and let the dogs go at it.
     
    crummyrummy, Jan 12, 2009
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  29. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    suck
     
    countrygirl, Jan 12, 2009
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  31. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Put little Mickey Mouse Eared hats on 'em.
     
    crummyrummy, Jan 12, 2009
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  33. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    find two twins....:)
     
    farmout, Jan 18, 2009
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  35. christyv

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    call my office and request a week vacation....

    :)
     
    christyv, Jan 18, 2009
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  37. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    show them to all my female friends and act distressed and see if they would comfort me and my penis's.....:)
     
    farmout, Jan 19, 2009
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  39. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    take a little blue pill and see if it really lasted 4 hours
     
    countrygirl, Jan 19, 2009
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