I come here tonight

99 dead baboons
Sitting in my living room.
Not too functional it seems,
But quite a conversation piece.
This one's Jake; that one's Dinah;
There's big Ned in my recliner.
No it's not a lazy boy.
Can't you see it's a dead baboon?

How they got here I'm not sure;
Woke up one day, there they were.
Luckily i've got a lease
Allowing pets if they're deceased.
I'm just thankful they're not apes,
'Cuz apes would clash with the drapes.
No more napkins at my parties-
Wipe your hands on a dead baboon.

 

i wish i had your bud too

 

pitta pat

one trick ponies

cloppity clop

 

Bang bang biddy bong bong baboon.. biddy bong bong baboon bong bong baboon.. bang.

 

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

i eat cookie

now my head is cookie

 

chocolate chips does not mean pond

 

sugar
sugar
sugar
limps

 

zilla's sig is better thank stalks

fuck a stalk

i dont like birds

 

i'm an old bird

 

banana cookies..
dont forget to dip em in MILK..

Do monkeys like milk? Google to the rescue.

 

everyone likes milk

except bottle fed babies

 

i like RT when the family has gone to bed

 

This is the last time I freebase nutmeg..

 

nutmeg will make you see chipmunks

for real

 

fuckin' lol.... When you point at someone, you have four fingers pointed back at yourself. Just a simple observation.

 

well said for bullshit bart

 

im going to counter act the nutmeg with a large dose of marijuana.. But this nutmeg puts people in the emergency room. I dont think ill ever be able to kick the nutmeg without intervention. WTF Im a squirrel.. I love nuts, I can not lie.

 

I bullshit a lot because I have the right to.
When it comes to being serious I have somewhat of a grasp on life.

EDIT: to broon