How about living our perfect lives?

Do you have a better way of accomplishing the task at hand? If so, I'd love to hear it.

 

i've always had luck with cameras.

 

cameras are the way of the future

 

Cameras, eh? I'm not sure if I can sit still the entire hour it takes to finish the photograph.

 

It may be, but I think you need to step it up, honey.

 

curious, the former youtube guru has forgotten how to operate a recording device.

shame, i guess i'll just have to go another day without getting off. curse you, persistent thoughts of climbingarmsofivy's vagina.

 

tits, or gtfo, mcgee.

 

If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm a tease. I learned it from the womenfolk.

And I think you've about won me over, keep your eyes peeled for the PM of my proud member.

 

cool, i'm expecting a picture of something that is not your penis.

but i have my followup pictures ready for your eager eyes

 

Well, methinks your expectations will be dashed when you get a picture that IS my penis.

 

*jumps for joy*

don't worry jess i'll tell you how it is.

 

*cough*album*cough*


got some nice phlem with that one...
nothing says sexy more than a hacking chest cough


here's how i seduce canadian men...

RARRRRR baby

 

You've got MALE. Genitalia, that is.

 

No it's not, check your monitor.