Banned from public streets

the cop shoulda busted your tail light

 

Yo ass better modify the van, fool!

 

The cop shoulda' sodomized him.

 

I shoulda asked him if he had suspicion that I was dealing heroin out of my rectal cavity

 

Dude, you're mad gay.

 

next time ask the cop if he believes in karma

when i was arrested he didnt say a word.

 

Ha. So I'm back here again and the storage manager (young punk probably 25) comes out yelling and screaming at me to go away so I call the cops on him. Theyre talking to him right now and one officer came to the van and goes "Are you doing anything wrong?" and I tell him that I dont think so and he says "dont worry, this guy calls the cops on everyone. We're not responding to his calls about vehicles on public streets."

Cool cops FTW?