Anal sex MESS

Ok...anyone know how to go about ensuring you have an entirely clear passage so that the anal sex doesn't include an unwanted mess afterwards?

 

enimas.

 

+1 - Quick and easy, but not always 100%. I have seen some messy things happen. If they do, you just have to take it in stride.. No worries.

 

ya make sure she empties the gun and cleans before. But just be prepared that you may have some resedue on the end and not to freak out.

 

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Is there a quick and easy kit to use..?

 

Go to Rite Aid and get some Fleet.

After she's done, you will either A.) have a clean enough passage to work with so that you don't see anything after you pull out, or B.) get watery diarrhea on your dick because she didn't do a good enough job lol.

 

just give and don't worry about it. Worst case you pull your cock out and there is peanut stuck in your pee hole !!!!!!!

 

wouldnt want this to happen
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml

 

LOL, that reminds me of a biker mate of mine who got a chilli seed stuck in the end of his dick, after doing his GF "up the wrong 'un"!

 

..... HAHAHAa.. BLLLAAAAAZH...

 

You'll get better search results if you spell it right- enema

 

I have had diff experiences, with some girls it was never an issue no matter when we did anal and other girls seemed to always have a little bit of a mess which is disgusting

just make sure they clean the pipes ahead of time

 

damnit i need to have an anal sex mess...

shit i just need to have sex in general i'm fucking frustrated here!

 

why would it be trouble if you wear a condom?

you just peel it off, and the mess goes away!!!

 

Maybe you are too young to understand that sex to be really, really good IS down and dirty. Good sex has no place for Purrel!

 

Jo k er...I nearlly cried laughing at that story.

 

My wife doesnt screw around with enemas. She takes a good shit and clears the way for me.

 

:cheers2:

 

Same with my girl. We tried enemas a few times, but it always upset her stomach.

 

omg this is fuckin disgustin n hilarious at the same time lol:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: