caught masturbating

Has anyone else been caught having a go with yourself?
i got caught by my mum with my cock in hand and the magazine next to me. needless to say she wasnt impressed and it led to the convo about the evils of porn.

 

I was caught drunk as hell once by my best friends mom, very awkward.

 

sorry guys , didnt feel right posting this.

 

I'd be wondering why you both laughed.

 

i bet he didnt laugh hahah. i got caught wanking to porn on my computer by a girlfriend once as well she didnt laugh. i found it kind of funny, pity though cause i didnt get to finish

 

My parents and sister all knew I did it. Once I reached about 14 I started collecting sex mags and they were in a drawer with my vaseline. The only one obsessed with catching me was my sister, who almost did several times. It really pissed me off cuz that was my special time. When she found my magazines and I was around 16, she destroyed them because she found them "offensive". I was pissed! Had to start a whole new collection.....

 

Haha that's awesome.

My sister caught me a few times. I didn't mind. Not sure if she did....

 

LOL funny thread, never been caught. If my sister did that I go in and jack off on her pillow so its nice and crusty.

 

yeah dude this is a great thread huh?

never been caught doing the deed but my dad has walked in like right after me and my ex had just put our clothes on, and i swear that lingering sex smell had to have still been there

 

Hell, some great porn movies start that way dont they..I say enjoy and alway,always
offer a helping hand..

 

how old is your sister

 

You Perv !!

 

that will teach you for wanking in the garden lol

 

I dont know I think that might be kinda nice,ya know,flowers everywhere all naturey and all..seems kinda fitting dont ya think?

 

right along with the birds and the bees! lol

 

Yeah ya know thats how Adam and Eve did it..

 

what if I bee came over and stung your ball sack! OUCH!

 

I distinctly remember typing this out a few days ago, but either it didn't submit properly or it was deleted for some reason.

Anyway, I don't know if you'd class this as having been caught, in the usual sense of the term, but I remember one particular episode when I was about 13 - 14, and my friend & I were having a typical sleepover, camping in a tent in the back garden.

As per usual, I was horny as hell & had the need to masturbate before going to sleep, so I set about it in my sleeping bag while my friend was asleep - or so I thought.

Suddenly he says, "Are you wanking in there?"

As we regularly masturbated together anyway, it was no big deal, so I casually replied "Yeah".

He answered, "Me too - why didn't you tell me - we could have done it together".

I said, "I thought you were asleep - besides, why didn't you tell me?"

He said, "Fair enough - come on then".

At which point we both opened our sleeping bags & finished each other off, as was our usual custom.

With hindsight I sometimes wonder if any of the neighbours heard our orgasmic groans in the process, but at the time neither of us could care less.

Happy Days.

 

damn dude i'm a girl so i don't have balls, obviously, but i wouldn't wannabe there to see that happen if it ever would happen to anybody yikes!

 

If you're yanking the cord and you get caught, you ain't doing it right. LMAO