I'm cold

and my nipples are rock hard.


i'm shaking so bad I can't hardly type this post.


I should turn the heater on, but its clear across the room and I'd be forced to get up from my chair and leave the computer

 

Are you wearing socks?

 

this is called laziness. And I thought I was the laziest member of the HF.

 

I'm not wearing anything

 

i'm not just lazy, but I'm fat too.

 

And self-critical. That's the first step to the change. :tongue:

 

change?


nah, that would also require me to get out of my chair.


If I don't get up for bathroom breaks, I'm a lost cause.


And I haven't been out of this chair for 4 days now

 

You don't need to pee..?

 

i just let it flow

 

Whatever floats your boat.

 

the large amout of shit under my ass pads it against this really hard chair

 

Yeah.. Uhm.. I better go back to my book.

 

might be wise

 

My nose is cold.

 

Definitely. This book about Czech fascism has got over 400 pages and I have to finish reading it till Wednesday (school)...

 

if I could see my nuts, I'll be they are all shrunken up

 

Your blubber should help keep you warm...you must have lost weight or something...

 

no, its just exceptionally cold today

 

Thank god. I was wondering how I was going to take in those size 3645 pants...

 

I bet your penis is really little right now