why can't there be a normal perfume commercial?

Do they think we're all a bunch of crackpots? Those TV commercials are so strange. They look like they were written by aliens from Venus for creatures on Jupiter.

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all commercials are like this.

 

I love that one where some chick is walking through some mansion taking off her cloths and dropping them as she goes. It took me a long time to remember what the commercial was for and I still don't remember what the name of it is.

 

it's kind of hard to advertise a scent on a device that only utilizes sight and sound...

 

Or taste. They usually go crazy with other things to make up for it, like lots of dancing and singing, bright swirling colors, etc.

And the person always proclaims "MMMmmmmmm!!!" just as they are putting the food in their mouth before they've even had any chance to taste it.

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My favorite type of woman, sexually eating food

 

that's not an mmmm of pleasure; it's "MMMMMPPPHH! my mouth is burning!"

 

I love the Nicole Kidman perfume commercials

 

lol you would have fun watching me eat my favorite food. it's like I climax.

 

because the perfumes that are advertised on television are usually shit.

 

Now that one was written by crackpots.

 

Nicole Kidman is beautiful, and I just love the way they glamorized her beauty.

 

i'm such an efficiency eater. unless it's a pita sammich with roasted red pepper hummus & cucumbers. then i'm a dancing around and singing while i eat eater.

 

There cant be a normal perfume advert because we dont have smellavision. I never undertood the point of perfume ads Do people actually look at that woman in a silk dress skipping in a meadow and think "hell yeah, I want that perfume, I bet it smells great"? If so thats pretty sad

 

I love perfume.

 

You're right there can't be a normal commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKuZ5P980zU



Hotwater

 

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