"Safety"

Is now what all the guys here say when they fart. Whatever happened to childish giggling and blaming it on the dog?

 

Guys fart in front of girls these days?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

 

The children used to say that here...

I love to just rip a loud fart and smile in bliss

 

I live with two guys. It would be totally unfair of me to expect them to hold in their gas all the time, lol.

 

Holding it in can be tough..

 

I've never known anyone to blame it on the dog.... I've known people to giggle though, girls mainly.

 

GIRLS FART???

 

No.

 

safety has been around for ages

fucking texas, always behind

 

Yeah...Bush being from here deducts 123 IQ points.

 

I've never heard this one

 

maybe just kinky's part of texas

boys have been doing safety since elementary school...

you're supposed to say doorknob before they can say safety or something...

 

wtf does it mean?

 

I think it's a way of balancing out the fart. Making it...not count. You know? lol

 

Dude, my buddy anthony ripped one on the bus the other day and tried to blame me. my three reasons were:
~I seriously do not believe I could make something smell that bad!
~Why would I fart on the bus surrounded by guys?
and
~ I still don't think I could make something smell that damn bad.

It was hailrous, but it smelled like death. it was horrible, I rode with my head out the window for like 10 minutes, and it's cold outside.

 

I dont know why boys love to farther in front of girls. Its funny but gross.

ESPECIALLY ON THE PHONE!!!!

 

I find it best when they fart on the interwebz.

 

what does safety mean I dont get it?

 

I don't think it really means anything. Except maybe they're claiming their immunity to being punched in the dick after farting.

 

that is stupid. if I had to hang out with a bunch of guys like that I'd beat them senseless.

No offense.