oh, ive got it now. thanks for the help. i think what hes trying to say is he cant get off while masturbating in the shower. try masturbating somewhere else then. problem solved.
Use shaving cream that comes in gel form. Rub slow at first and watch as your lube magically turns to a white cream. I makes your cock go from thick smooth strokes to fast slippery ones that can help stimulate you faster. Now if your cut, then the friction on your head will make you cum quite fast but if your not you may have some troubles with your foreskin closing over the head preventing friction. Use one hand like a cock ring and hold down your foreskin so you can jack off nice and smooth. Another idea is to, and this is just an idea, but turn your shower head into a really hard stream and blast it at your stiff cock up and down. If your shower head is dormant, thrust that fucking water, show it who's boss. It's just jacking off but your hand is water. This takes like 30 minutes for me but I came a good quarter cup, and I can get off in only 1 minutes using my super secret method(lots of practice and doing: kegals, prostate massage [optional], stiffen all muscles, and the best porn you have, no lube, death grip). The last idea I have is a last resort, just wait till someone hot goes into the shower (not family, you fuck!), and just run in and jizz all over them. Bam, jizz in the shower easy and you don't even need porn. Just watch out, always either wear a mask or bring a shower cloth dipped in ether.
that is some damn good advise i mean really one shouldn't limit ones self just to mastubating in the shower there's plenty of other hot fun places to do it in.
