A guy wins the lottery and goes right home to tell his wife. "Honey, I've won the lottery pack your bags!" She is elated and says, "Where am I going?!" he says, "I don't care, just pack and get the fuck out." A chinese man goes to an eye doctor and the doctor says, "I've checked you out and discovered that you have a cataract." The chinese man says, "No, I have Rincon continental."
