Worst birthday weekend evar.

It seems girls take their birthdays way more seriously than guys in general

 

Not me. Half the time I can't remember how old I am and have to do the math...

 

I had a big party on my 16th and various kid-parties before my teens but I think I'm done with them.. I'll just go to a bar on my 18th.

 

I went to the strip club with my coworkers on my 21st in Nov, and then I went dancing at this random asian club with two close girl friends of mine in the city. Frankly, for my 22nd (though it is FAR, FAR AWAY) Id like to be somewhere hot since its in the winter. like VEGAS

 

I mean, it is silly. But what's so wrong about being childish every once in a while?

Despite myself, people don't celebrate me existing every day.

We were going to have a diaper party... last year on my 18th birthday, I ended up peeing on this kid Rich. So this year, everybody was gonna wear adult diapers, and it was gonna be awesome.

Instead, I got dumped by somebody who I wasn't apparently even going out with [surprise to me], my car broke down, and I have various other stresses, like school, health insurance, and the money to do it all.

 

If I were ever to kill myself, no way in hell would it be with a revolver.

And besides, you'd like that too much.

 

I would.

 

play nice

 

Okay, aunt Caitlin.

 

Thats auntie to you!

 

How come?

 

I dunno. Just needed to lay down the law?

 

I sense some dominatrixism in that post.

 

Don't worry. Broads will endlessly be carrying on the yeti bitch tradition.

 

hehe. your pits are so non hairy.

 

That's because most of my body hair is concentrated on my back.

 

my bday is on the 9th of july, so is one of my close friends, and my hub's bday is the 8th... so we all go to the casino and use our bday credits and get drunk. i love having bdays all close together.

sad to hear that its not going great, TM. but it can get better. ive had my share of some shitty bdays.