I smell.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by toolmaggot, Jan 12, 2009.

  1. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Yep. Pretty terrible.

    I think I'm gonna see how long I can go without bathing again.

    I've fallen out of the habit of bi-weekly showers; I can't stand coming home from work and smelling like burritos.
     
  2. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

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    Of course you can smell. It's one of the human senses. Oh you mean you stink? I know, I can smell you all the way ovah here.
     
  3. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    I'm about to get the hiker funk. Wanna hang out and compare rashes?
     
  4. Joey Cid

    Joey Cid Member

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    yeah im due for a shower any day now. i actualy kind of like my smell. to me i smell good but others dont think the same
     
  5. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    I haven't worn deodorant in a good four or five days.

    It's one of those kind of smells. The kinda smelly smell that smells. I mean, it's my own funk, so it really isn't offensive to me, but it probably makes other people want to die.

    Plus, my twat is bleeding everywhere. And that smell makes me want to die. It like, doesn't go away, either. Even right after you shower, you still smell like dank ass uterus.
     
  6. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    You stank, biznatch. Betta go make love to a bar of Dial.
     
  7. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I always expected you to smell :cheers2:
     
  8. CaptainLS

    CaptainLS Banned

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    Me too. Like if I took the rag I jack off onto and got it wet and baked it
     
  9. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    The woman in your sig looks like a cheap hooker.
     
  10. CaptainLS

    CaptainLS Banned

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    probly
     
  11. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i date ten year old boys...

    anyways i stink too, i only shower once a week
    last night i took an italian shower so i smelled more of gross perfume than bo :)
     
  12. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    If you don't smell you shouldn't even be here!
     
  13. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

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  14. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Its how you like em. I understand.
     
  15. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    i stink too. i don't really get bad b.o but i feel gross, i'm gonna go fake bake and then take a long shower..
     
  16. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Straight cash.
     
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