Good Ideas For A Horror Film

What would be a good idea for a horror film (try not to make your ideas too long)

 

An internet pop-up window that kills people.

 

I had an idea for shit-eating vampires. It's... it's kind of self-explanatory AND hard to explain.

 

Zoo Animals start going crazy and attacking people - like that film called "The birds" but this is "The Girraffes"
Crazy bloodthirsty Girraffes that go on an enormous killing spree

 

How about global recession and the erasing of the life savings of every investor world-wide who hasn't sold his/her stocks/mutual funds yet? Where's the plot? Where's the villain? Where's the good guy who can turn things around?

 

The best horror ever would be an adaptation of How The Dead Live. Just a long depiction of how boring the afterlife will be.

 

Ever seen "Black Sheep"? I think you'd like it.

 

A global pandemic of pornography addiction renders 90 percent of the human population completely disinterested in actual sex. Of course, as the masses gradually grow desensitized to the pornography available, and enslave the remaining ten percent of humanity, forcing them to make more porno. Of course, the non-impotent revolt, revealing themselves to be aliens responsible for the recent generations of non-stop hyper-slutty advertising, movies, music videos, and TV shows... and they laugh hideously as mankind is gradually obliterated by the corruption and eventual destruction of its own sexuality.

 

Surprisingly similar to Children Of Men.

 

You protest too much, Heywood. Those of us who have little interest in pornography, don't worry about a "global pandemic of pornography addiction" all that much.
I have a solution to filthy airwaves. I don't watch or listen, or knowingly support their advertisers. Filth will continue of course, and so will rap music, heavy metal music and other perversions of the human spirit. There's nothing I can do about this, and I know it and refuse to get uptight about it.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference.
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[_vaguely_feminine_boys_name_] [_surname_], a vulnerable yet spunky ________ologist (Jessica Alba) receives a mysterious [text message/email/Facebook application add/other voguish technological paraphernalia] from a friend (played by the movie nerd guy from the Scream movies) who subsequently dies in some undetermined way. She then gets entangled into the investigation of her death by [world-weary detective Morgan Freeman/fresh faced detective Mark Wahlberg], but then for some reason it's a race against time and it turns out all the freaky visual stuff in the movie was just what the kid saw right before he died.

If you chose "fresh faced detective Mark Wahlberg", he dies.
If you choose "world-weary detective Morgan Freeman", Jessica Alba's character dies, or just gets trapped in some weird mirror for all eternity.

THE END.

 

All across America, national monuments start to fall apart for reasons unknown, and only our buxom yet demure heroine can determine what the problem is. As she begins to investigate, she uncovers a plot that goes so high up the political food chain that her life, as well as the lives of her friends and family, are suddenly at risk. Despite this, she fails to lose her resolve and eventually uncovers a terrifying truth... the president of the United States is a vampire/zombie/mummy hybrid intent to remake the United States into another ancient Mesopotamia, with Osama Bin Laden as his second in command.

 

ALL THE POLITICIANS IN THE WORLD TURN INTO RICHARD NIXON,AND THEIR WIVES TURN INTO ANITA BRYANT.

 

The Aliens who use Hip Chat finally decide to teach humanity a lesson. The probing begins

Jal

 

A schizophrenic shut ins life dealing with madness losing his job and his future. He ultimately decides to murder his neighbor (played by a buxom sweetheart) before she, in his mind poisons him.

It has to be told from the perspective of the schizophrenic.

I think staring Ryan Phillipe.

 

That sounds too sexy to be a horror film.

 

You guys should check out Let The Right One In. It's going to win best foreign picture this year. A Swedish vampire flick.

 

Hahahahahahahaha sounds like the USA.
It could be a film called "The Wankers From Hell"

How about a slightly more perverse film along exactly the same lines except that the masturbating frenzy of people start getting into mass perversion cults and it ends when they all begin to cut the heads off women on the guillotine so they can rape the headless neck wound then afterwards they cut their own balls off, or some other really sick thing

But just incase you think "man nobody would cut their own nuts off"
just have a look at
http://www.eunuch.org/
they are really fucking sick
Man thats really ill stuff isnt it?

 

How about this for a horror film: Invaders from an alien culture move in with bombs, rockets, artillery, machine guns. They have closed the borders and I can't escape. Right now they are storming houses down the block, dragging my neighbors into the street, shooting them. They are claiming it is self defence. Backing them is the United States government.

Scene in Gaza City, January 2009.

 

Western women everywhere begin to use trashy films and TV shows like Sex and the City as an example on how to lead their lives and become slutty, superficial and generally repugnant bitches who will only talk to gay men. This causes all men to become gay, which ironically once more renders them attractive in the eyes of women, however the gay men only want to gossip, go shopping, and share fashion tips, and think that girls are icky.

Meanwhile, all of the heterosexual men have moved to Japan where women are totally hot and very submissive, and where it's also impossible to treat them worse than most of the locals do.

Westerners and western culture is extinct by the year 2096, but just when things are looking up, Japan is attacked by a giant landshark with eight eyes and four gigantic penises, capable of impregnating anything in the world, including buildings and food. The resistance, led by the noble Tokugawa Masayoshi, is not nearly enough to resist the unstoppable advance of the highly aggressive spawn of the giant land shark and every animate or inanimate thing on the planet.

A small group of humans manage to escape in a rocket ship, which in an ironic twist at the end, reveals itself to be landshark spawn, off to impregnate everything in the universe...