Unfuckingbelievable

So I go to this chicks house with my girlfriend at lunch today and we were having a session.

About halfway through she says "don't you hate that stuff that gets stuck to your grinder lid?" and I'm like "what the thc?" and she says "is that the stuff that looks like dust?".

I told her yes thats what I meant, then she says "well I usually dump it out like once a week when to much gets on it". Then I was thinking that she actually might be the dumbest person ever.

Then I realized "hey maybe theres a lot of thc in her grinder right now". So I took a peek at it and the thing was caked with thc. So I quickly opened up my tin and stole it all from her.

My girlfriend didn't know I stole it from her and when I showed her she was like "wow your an idiot she's gonna be pissed" and I said 'why for stealing her dust?"

We smoked all of it and got chewed, I know it was technically a bad thing to steal it but something clicked in my brain and I had to do it. It's not like she knew what it was.

Now that I think about it how the hell can you have an electric grinder and not know about thc?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

fail.

 

roflfmao she is retaded

 

Steal for your enemies.. not your friends.. asshole

 

what she doesn't know won't hurt her, i probably would have done the same. offer to come by to her place once a week and properly dispose of her dust

 

She isn't a friend. My friends know what thc is lol

 

^^ no don't say anything, just sesh once a week with her and tell her to bring her grinder...

the take it when she isn't looking.

if he keeps asking to get the "dust" she'll be like ohhh why juz want ma dust and eventually catch on..

 

good for you, people should know better, snooze ya loose, and all that such stuff..

 

exactly. It's like stealing $100 from Bill Gates.

 

ya'll a bunch of shady fucks

 

we're in highschool

it's what we do... we haven't learned morales yet silly!

 

true.. HS was a different story.. was expelled for a week for breaking and entering.. taken out of school in handcuffs and everything

 

HAHA...

do tell.

 

3 of us broke into a locker in the gym and stole this kids shit.. the next day one of the kids got caught and snitched me and the other kid out.. got called down to the office.. taken to the cop shop... obviously me and the kid who got snitched on had similar stories.. aka.. blaming the snitch for it all.. because he was the only one that got any community service out of it...

 

badass

 

Did you give him a warm welcome the next time you saw him?

 

warm = punch
welcome = in the face

 

nah.. he got his..