I might be making a bad move.....but I need the money, I think.

I might be making a bad move.....but I need the money, I think.


This nail shop/beauty salon is a building that's been built on numerous times, a fucking dump to be quite honest.

Well, first visit there and the work detail was gonna SUCK! and might of scared the lady, she calls back today and comes up with a different idea.


Soooooooo, the second idea seems better, much better in the lines of "ease of work".


This little outfit is comprised of 3 overweight women, One I've already fucked years ago, another who "wanted" to fuck me and the one running the show is freshly divorced, looking for a good fuck.

Thing is, I can't fuck any of them, no fucking way.

The one I've already fucked, she already knows my penis size and the one who runs the show is acting like she's wanting to be plowed like a field. I can't do it.

The other one is married and her husband I almost beat to death in the back yard of a subdivision one day, not fucking with her or that fucking idiot.


The one I did have sex with, all that comes to mind is a used pantiliner growing mold on it under a wastebasket with a wet floor, and smell pulls at the rip cord to make you puke.


I never ate this woman's vagina because hair wouldn't even grow down there, and she was too fat to shave herself. Sunlight hasn't shon in that part of her body for 40 years.

She's one of those women that the only thing she's got going for her in her 40's is fancy hair, a tan and about a foot of cleavage that leads to two glad trashbags called tits that the nipples are not to be found.

Her in the doggy style position makes me want to throw-up blood and leave this earth now. There were smells, smells at times I cannot discuss.


I don't know if I want this job, I can control my penis, that's not a problem. It's just this blond knows the size of my dick and that's trouble for me and this "owner" and she's got a body I'd cover with jizz in a new york minute.

She's voluptuous but lacking on the breasts. She probably sucks a mean dick but I can't. I think I've worn off the eraser tip to my pencil, and I always follow the motto...


NEVER PUT YOUR MEAT WHERE YOUR MONEY IS


I won't make much, but hopefully this keeps them referring me to more work? But, if I say no to laying pipe between her legs, will I lose big time?

No fucking way I'd fuck my former sex partner. Haven't been laid in quite some time but I just can't subject myself to that horror twice. It was cool watching porn with her while she sucked my dick but I can't put the imaginary glasses on no more knowing when her clothes comes off it looks like wet grass in garbage bags hanging off a clothesline.

Fucking Crikey mate!

 

what?

 

10 points for unnecessarily graphic details!

 

Are you going to be working at a nail place and get paid extra to fuck nasty women?

because if not I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about

 

Straight dudes who work at nail salons crack me up. Straight desperate dudes are even better.

 

That sounds like some Springer shit to me...

 

wow.

i can't finish my macaroni.

 

I am going to be renovating it for their business as they are hiring me to do all the plumbing and carpentry that needs to be done.

 

And why does screwing those nasty people have anything to do with anything?

 

don't worry about it; so what if the fatty you fucked tells the other fatties about your little winky?

 

hahah fucking awesome hate



i wanna cry that was so perfect

 

Yes, this poster is kind of like a lame, internetz version of Bukowski. I like it.