i really want these leperchaun shoes.

i do. i want them.



talk some sense into me.

 

they are so raven

 

wow. i really don't want them anymore, thanks.

 

looks like my work here is done.

 

please.don't

 

woman, wtf?

those are some of the ugliest fucking shoes i've ever seen. i know i'm fashion retarded, but my god.

 

baha. i wouldn't seriously buy them. they're not really my style. but they look wicked with skinny jeans.

 

hmmmm. you obviously did not live nearly as many years in the 1980s as i did. if you had, those boots would bring you horrific flashbacks of stretch pants with stirrups and hideous ankle boots that looked something like that.

 

:shiver: I hope I never hear such a statement again...

unless it is from one of the inbreed overweight locals in this bfe town.
no, I don't like hearing it from them either- but at least I know they do it because they are at least 20 years OUT of fashion.


" yanno wut looks nice with my skinny jeans?"
-"wutzat cletus"
"my mullet"
-"yup, 'speclly with that fancy acid wash"

 

acid wash will never come back... but you guys seriously don't like low rise skinnies?

this is the first time i have ever felt young.

 

i have a pair that's slightly skinny. and they look good. but i never wear them without my fake ugg boots, because i HATE the way skinny jeans look with shoes. the bottoms of your jeans are supposed to cover the tops of your shoes. i just can't stand it when they don't.

 

I take personal issue against anything that gives the illusion of my massive birthing hips being larger.

Really. skinny jeans flatter so few people it is hard for me to do anything but fear the various unflattering people I will see wearing them as they gain popularity.- my childhood is scared enough from it

 

don't say that. you know that because you said that, our kids are gonna think acid wash is the best thing ever. ugh...

i never EVER thought skinny pants would come back in... or really, half the shit i see in stores and on the trendy fashionistas around here. never say never.

 

lol whatever bhf you are a skinny bean.

i wear my skinnies with slouchy boots or these vintage lace ups my mom had in HS, but they actually look good with this pair of birkis i have... they're the only shoes i will wear with them.

 

I fucking love skinny jeans. Like, thrash pants, though. And I have absolutely fucking enormous hips and thighs.

I just don't give a fuck. I hate how in winter or when it rains, when I wear not skin-tight pants, my pants are soggy to the knee. Fuck that shit.

From November to March, or at shows, I wear either my extremely crusty vans slip ons or my decrepit chucks.

 

thanks...
but,
It isn't about weight. It is about build. I am talking my hip bones. At my smallest sickliest underweight, I had these giant hip bones sticking like a malnourished pit bull keeping me away from ever being a size three jean- despite being too small for 5s- and also making my legs look freakish in no matter what in skinny jeans..
Hell, I even shy away from bootcut because of my build.

There ARE women with the body type to pull them off- and look good in them. They are very few and I am not one.

 

well i have never noticed these freakish hips you speak of, but i understand. even when i could fit into tiny jeans my thighs still looked huge. i have a petite upper body but a big ass. skinnies work for me, though, or at least i think they do, i try to balance them out with a fuller top so my hips don't look massive...

 

skinny jeans are hot if you're super skinny

there are these strappy shoes that are kinda like ankle boots but strappy heels that whitney from the hills/the city wears
i totally want them, i can't find a pic tho

 

ok, those jeans do look hot... i just hate those shoes. a pair of cute maryjane wedges would be better, IMO.

 

this thread makes me think of uma thurman. any thread that makes me think of uma thurman is good by me. it's unfortunate for me in this case because what the fuck are you fine folks talking about? i'm going to put on prime.