How much would it take for you to eat a gerbil?

Discussion in 'Mind Games' started by bigmannn, Jan 1, 2009.

  1. bigmannn

    bigmannn Member

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    You are given a live gerbil. You have 30 minutes to eat it. How much money would it take for you to eat it?

    My brother asked me this. In my current desperation of money I said $800.
     
  2. lilbear

    lilbear Don't prick a raw paw!

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    I could not do it,for any amount of money.
    But I am not hurting for money either...
     
  3. does2

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    Shit, I would just do it if the circumstances were right.
    Fuck it, i can't even comment on the taste of grilled gerbil.

    They eat eachother....
     
  4. bekyboo52

    bekyboo52 52~unknown~52

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    $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,998.02 x square root of pie
    give me that then maybe just maybe
     
  5. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Where I come from, Gerbil is Staple. Pussies.
     
  6. SleepyGreen

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    That's easy. I'll cook it in 15 minutes, turn on the tv, sit back, and eat for $500.
     
  7. benkale

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    the title of this thread simply made my day...


    p.s.
    if it was cooked i'd shoot for 1000 but settle for 500 as well.
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    If I could cook it $100 minimum
    raw with a knife handy $1000
    I dont think I could ever eat it live and whole
     
  9. Stephæ

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    What's with all these money mind fucks? Don't you people realize money HURTS AND KILLS LIVING THINGS LIKE GERBILS! Even when it doesn't and it seems all cool, your just gonna sell your old ipod to get some new clothes it still fucks with you and you don't even know it. Money is for the weak and the sheeeeeep. BAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!<sheepsound
     
  10. SleepyGreen

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    MONEY doesnt hurt GERBILS, PEOPLE hurt GERBILS



    and eat, step on, keep them as pets...etc.
    yuh.
     
  11. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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    am i allowed to kill and cook it? if i were, then $150 + the cost of butchering and preparation
     
  12. bigmannn

    bigmannn Member

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    You can do whatever you want to it within the time limit
     
  13. Trixor

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    Soooo...
    Tell me.. how do you eat? Where do you sleep? how do you pay for that? In nature goods? with your body?
     
  14. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    I'm wondering if it would be the same gerbil that they removed from Richard Gere's ASS, if that's the case I would not be having any gerbil for supper, thank you very much and have the road kill instead.
     
  15. BornFree

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    haha, thanks for the 30 min laugh. money is basically useless where im from, id do it for a small amount of decent drugs prob.
     
  16. K@teLittleJoint

    K@teLittleJoint Member

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    I'd have to be given every last bit of money on this planet, poor gerbil =[
     
  17. Kratos

    Kratos Banned

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    If someone prepared it and served it with salad and drink I would pay up to $50 plus gratuity.
     
  18. deleted

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    I would not eat it live. But you boil it dead and Ill eat it..
    btw a squirrel would kill a small rodent and have been known to attack Dogs.
    Black squirrels being the most dangerous..
    there goes that albino myth..
     
  19. lilbear

    lilbear Don't prick a raw paw!

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    I think the deformed ones are the worst,lil bastards...
     
  20. AdamMarley1981

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    I'd do it for a pound of weed. Or about $2000
     

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